|Martine hanging out with Little Dougie in photos taken a quarter of a century apart.|
The world as seen through the blurry eyes of a 115 year old, alcoholic, bisexual, nymphomaniacal movie star who's really just folks. All text contents, except when otherwise noted, copyright © 2013 by Douglas McEwan. All images of Tallulah Morehead copyright © by Glen Hanson.com, used by permission.
|Watch it! Those fingers are loaded!|
|I had no idea I was ever married to Orson Welles.|
|The greatest book ever written, sort of. Well, a very funny black comedy anyway.|
|"Seymour" and I and "The Slimy Wall" at KTLA-TV in Hollywood, back on January 11, 1974, the day we shot my first TV script. The inscription over Larry's right shoulder says "Good show, Doug, Seymour. (I'm on the left.)"|
|"That Leech Woman is my kind of guy."|
A happy day that was.
|"It's this big."|
|Where do you wear your Precious, Gollum?|
|You do know it's a formal event, right, Jenny?|
|Suddenly I'm glad it's Monday.|
|They're asking "Does it vibrate?"|
|THIS is entertainment!|
|Poor Matt, trapped on a planet without me, |
doing a remake of Robinson Crusoe on Mars.
|Hollywood would cast Henry Cavill without make-up as Quasimodo.|
|Little Dougie's cat Barrymore, who outweighs me. Here he's recovered |
from the shock I gave him, or else he's drunk. (He is a Barrymore, after all.)
|Lube it first, darling, please. I'm old.|